Step right up, step right up! Safe for the kiddies! Safe for the menfolk! But beware, OH BEWARE I say if you are of the wool bearing sort. ATTEND oh Ovis Aries - Your fleece is numbered!
Alive, alive, alive! All the way from Ulster County!
See them Spin! Watch them Weave! The fleece is OUT OF THE BAG NOW! Their wool cards know no compromise! Examine closely, gaze upon their concentration as they gyrate yarn out of THIN AIR in a RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK!
All it takes is WOOL, I tell you, WOOL - the 4th part of a sheep. Their rotations are INCREDIBLE! They're REVOLUTIONARY I tell you!
Watch them comb that fleece into submission! See them spin without fear! No one can stop the plyer in her mission! The weaver CAN NOT BE STOPPED! Observe the fleece turn into GOLD as they work their way towards the finish line!
Who will win? Who will take home the blue ribbon AND the most beautful shawl of them ALL? Only . Time. will Tell. Step right up.
The Dutchess County Fair Fleece to Shawl Competition - This Sunday, 10:00am to 1:00.
I am a sock machine. Not that I churn them out, no, but in the way I wear them, multiple pairs at a time when on location, with toe warmers. Love me some wind chill. Warm ankles go a long way towards happiness.